find /i "penis": ---------- plibble.1999nov.log [16:21] you got a steel penis now [16:22] !seen cran or her penis? [16:22] she gave her steel penis to lax [16:22] shez got a new titanium penis now [16:23] And her penis? [17:38] Ever bitten a man's penis in order to cause pain? [17:48] suck as many penises as you can, but as long as you 'yodel in the valley' [20:52] sticking my penis in things as they pass [20:56] he's not going to squeeze it out of his penis [21:03] she likes to see men squeam before she chops off their penises [21:07] if you stick your penis in your vagina, you have lost your virginity [17:29] It looks like a penis [19:07] the body is not a bad thing.. except the genitals... man.. have you ever looked a penis or vagina? [19:15] there's some rat that has a penis that when erect takes up 40% of its blood supply or something [19:30] so why guys have to circumcise their penis? [19:30] or skin of their penis? [19:32] Daddy, Why is Your Penis Different From Mine?, by Dick Gilkeson. Mentor, Fall 1992. [19:37] neet... cancer in the penis [19:37] do you think people get leprosy in the penis [19:40] you saw my four foot penis [19:41] billy... have you got ye olde foreskin on youre penis? [19:52] having a nice wide penis helps too [19:53] you wish you had a nice shiny platpenis like mine [20:01] then the they would toss him 500 quid to catch the ball... revealing his penis [20:13] the doctors signed a contract with the frito-lay potato chip company to fry up these bits o penis for cash profit [20:14] she doesn't need a strap-on ... she has a 10 inch penis of titanium in her posession [20:17] your don't deserve that penis [12:14] a penis on backwards [18:50] i envy your penis [18:50] i want that penis damnit! [18:50] id like a penis too [18:51] *** Zeddicus changes topic to ' id like a penis too a big one' [18:56] * starlight jabs lax and watches his fake penis deflate [18:57] yeah it's my reject penis [18:57] his FAKE penis [18:57] not his REAL penis [18:58] he has a penis? [19:33] gimp@cranlovespenis.com [19:34] lax: i have the@penis.com [20:11] Only ones that are ever funny involve semi-rare metals being used as her penis [17:33] my oldest freemail account is the@penis.com [17:33] i don't, penis.com is the oldest [17:34] i got penis, then i got pms.com [17:35] penis is a... [17:36] i love penis.com's welcome page [17:37] i just figured some guy put up a penis.com box and was giving away email [17:38] 10 free pictures of big penises in your mailbox, every week. [17:38] 10 free penis in you mailbox?. [17:38] yeah it was a pr0n site which gave free penis.com accounts [17:38] http://getmail.penis.com/template.ghc?direct=start [17:41] you don't value your penis? [17:41] my penis can spooge a message across the stars [18:05] "free penis for all" [22:33] my penis is the same ---------- plibble.1999dec.log [05:20] *** starlight changes topic to '[we are given pokemon] out of reverence for us and our gargantuan American penises. ' [05:21] The Japanese are only trying to provide us with these Pokemon gifts out of reverence for us and our gargantuan American penises. [17:37] trying to make up for your penis? [17:57] thats like having a 5 foot penis with no testicles [17:57] [17:58] thats like having a 5 foot penis with no testicles [19:04] when your penis shrinks [19:17] Are you making fun of my penis? [22:08] it says you have no penis [22:09] gimp got the smallest penis [22:09] is the plural for penis penises or penii [22:09] gimp thinks the dildo she is always using is her penis [22:22] my lice have big penises [22:34] shiny new penis [22:35] Ah.. a retractable shiney penis [22:37] I want a transparent penis [22:38] yeah but yours is only a one button penis [22:38] artificially intelligent penis? [22:38] ur talking about ur metal penis again? [22:39] squeeze ' crans penis [22:39] thats quite the penis arsenal [22:40] every one wants to touch the penis [22:40] turn back on your remotes [22:40] penis control! [22:40] heh... RC penis (: [22:41] little toy penis [22:41] rocketlauncher penis [22:41] I have a usb linkup on my penis so I can program in upto 26 diff modes! [22:41] My penis also displays how many shots Iv used, and how much preasure left in my nads [22:41] Its the AngeV6-LCD Penis [22:41] a penis like that [22:42] heat seeking penis [22:42] redeeming penis... [22:42] my penis is the MESSIAH!!!! [22:42] * screaming throws her penis at mrree [22:42] but with a penis [22:42] spin the penis [22:44] * screaming smacks wolf with a penis [22:48] I still think penis should be avalible on the NHS [23:02] You may have a bigger penis [23:32] If you had a 2inch penis you'd claim it was the best size [20:57] with the big penis [22:37] send it to the@penis.com [10:37] my blood preasure, Shark's penis, Apples stock [22:38] * lax fondles gimps penis [22:39] get your own penis dammit! [22:40] * lax makes kayla look at gimps penis [17:43] we all know about the fat man in a metal penis [21:46] i want so much to have a penis like yours... i have resorted to trying anything... that would potentially plump my penis [21:46] I Mean like pumping it into your penis. [21:48] but what if you can't always display your hard penis [21:48] sometimes i like my penis to be soft [21:49] i heard that tune "detachable penis" this morning [21:50] i instantly thought of a 4 foot chinese girl with a giant metal penis mounted to her hips [21:50] detachable penis [21:57] i wasn't wearing my penis that day though [22:31] hey there penisgrl [19:45] oh... it's a penis [19:45] a double edged steel reinforced penis [19:46] *** ekn changes topic to '-lax- DCC Send penis.mp3 (24.218.109.40)' [19:46] the man in the king missle song rebought his penis for 17 bucks [19:47] cmon... you have all heard detachable penis [19:48] *** lax changes topic to 'http://doldrums.org/penis.mp3' [19:50] *** ekn changes topic to 'http://doldrums.org/penis.mp3 | http://fishies.org/stats - there for a reason!' [20:19] i enjoy a good penis every now and then [20:23] you are just bitter because you like women more than penis [22:41] i'm listening to detachable penis [23:04] oh wow the big bad fucked up penis gun monster is back [02:06] *** lax changes topic to 'get gimp's theme @ http://www.doldrums.org:80/penis.mp3' [02:08] the penis is something that will stay with her forever [02:09] *** lax changes topic to 'get cran's theme @ http://www.doldrums.org:80/penis.mp3' [02:10] * BillyH is listening to: penis.mp3 - / Downloads [11:11] [08:30] *** Topic is 'get cran's theme @ http://www.doldrums.org:80/penis.mp3' [18:39] you corroded my penis [20:59] the hand that pumps and brings forth spooge from your blessed penis [21:11] with a big penis [21:14] [21:11] with a big penis [21:14] play detachable penis then [22:08] * lax gropes gimps penis [22:08] i worship your penis babe (: [22:08] * lax sacrifices cattle for gimps penis [22:16] remember they say you got a penis [22:17] they say i have a penis? [22:17] -i- say i have a penis [22:17] and one wonderful penis it is. [22:18] * lax wants to touch the holy penis [22:35] bigger than even my penis [22:37] she took your penis size... and cut it in half [22:37] i would kill for half of your penis [22:39] penis ends with s [22:39] how do you say penis in chinese? [22:44] penis is not a swear word [22:45] penis is just a genital organ that males and some females have [22:45] i try to use penis in intelligent conversation.... but you guys make a big stink [22:46] *** ekn changes topic to 'lax on crack --> i try to use penis' [22:49] cos he's in love with my penis [22:49] giant penis [00:53] <[sL]> penis [21:41] if it isn't suikoiden it's penis sticks [22:10] i was just a wee lad at the time... but they were fond memories then my penis grew and life sucked [22:14] * lax touches rei's penis [22:14] *** cookies changes topic to '* lax touches rei's penis' [22:14] laxo you have a serious fucking obsession with penises! [22:14] laxo you have a serious fucking obsession with penises! [22:14] penis this and penis that [22:14] penis everything [22:17] gimp, your penis is like the plentiful fountain, i thirst! quench me! [22:18] ok i'll quote the penis one [22:18] *** starlight changes topic to ' gimp, your penis is like the plentiful fountain, i thirst! quench me!' [22:18] let's start a lax and the penis collection [22:34] I can't believe one person actually downloaded penis.mp3 from your site [22:35] just it's about some guys detachable penis... i found it suitable for gimp, so i posted it [21:29] his penis is huge [21:30] you want her hearing me talk about her dad's penis? [22:40] my penis? [19:27] breasts? yes.... penis? 100% genuine [19:27] * lax touches gimps penis [19:32] And brought you a wooly penis sheaf [19:43] * lax attempts to mouth gimps penis [19:44] you want the penis!?!? You can't handle the penis!! [19:59] Its an ideal mounting device for a penis. [20:03] I dont see how you can comment on the external female genitaliar being disgusting, when if it wasnt designed like that you wouldnt have the flexability and shockabsorbing ability it provides as a metal penis mounting [20:55] did he talk of bird and penis? [16:09] is her penis visible? [16:10] her boobs are covering her penis [20:36] we don't need +bitch, we don't need a botnet the size of gimps penis, we don't need any of this crap.. [20:40] * lax gropes gimps penis [22:56] she meant penis [22:57] she meant penis well i wish i had a million [04:09] wif the penis [20:44] quiet penis boy! [01:34] will he have his penis with him? [21:57] wow, i got 8 requests for penis.mp3 [21:58] some guy with a detachable penis [21:59] they play the detachable penis song on K Rock [22:37] mm... barret has a big penis [19:08] i have never heard of a guy with a 2 foot penis [19:09] it's that penis-like shape that drives the girls wild [22:35] * lax pokes gimp in the penis [22:35] * lax gets a giant magnet to lure gimps penis [23:23] his penis? [23:28] cmon... all you care about is penis [23:36] whoa... man... he's got quite a penis [23:36] gimps penis is huge for her height [23:37] 10 inch penis on a 4 foot girl [23:38] bahamut "where did i put my penis"? [23:40] then he'd think i was laughing at the puny size of his penis [23:40] what if his penis was huge tho? [23:40] huge penises look stupid [00:32] * Oxygen_XE thinks it's penis envy [00:32] PENIS ENVY! [02:00] <[pm]> i let girls touch my penis [02:00] <[pm]> my penis? [02:03] mel.. carely.. pam likes having babies grab hold of his penis [20:55] that's right! manure... gimp will lend you her penis for only a few heaping lumpfuls of manure [18:44] one time this mexican guy i was raping bit my penis... it hurt so bad i cut off his head and threw his corpse in the gulf of mexico [18:44] *** BillyH changes topic to ' one time this mexican guy i was raping bit my penis... it hurt so bad i cu' [19:15] nay, i have suckled from her penis many a time [17:25] you can make a giant penis [17:25] i tell you, there's nothing like a good large penis [17:26] *** stryklite changes topic to '[17:25] i tell you, there's nothing like a good large penis' [17:32] * lax sticks his mini penis in monkee's face [17:33] it protrubes more than your penis [17:35] because your penis does that naturally [17:37] you'll get stretch marks on the side of your penis [18:16] *** WarX changes topic to '[17:25] i tell you, there's nothing like a good large penis to suck' [19:55] and instead you decided to pose with your penis hanging out [19:56] yeah... but anyone could be a pr0n star... all you have to do is lay your morals and self respect aside and whip out your penis for other people's enjoyment [19:57] he looks like he has a nice penis [22:38] into my penis ---------- plibble.2000jan.log [01:19] she has big n0rks and a 12 inch titanium penis? [01:20] yes... i fear her mighty penis [01:41] besides... i'v tried doing both... it feels odd... having a cunt and a penis working at the same time [01:43] unfortunately... my penis is extremely small [01:50] it's penis envy [21:13] he doesn't want my penis [22:27] i shaved my penis too. [23:27] * lax sticks his penis in revman's armpit [23:29] * lax points at revman's penis and laughs [23:30] rev, heck no... i cut my penis off a long time ago [23:31] <|LiLpNoY|> lolz...a detachable penis..and a attatchable vagina thats velcrow [23:35] * lax reaches for gimps penis [00:04] 5:01 am: * (1) Never Yank_My Penis [00:21] my penis ofen gets lodged in sheep arse [00:56] * (5) Penis Eating Jaloppy [00:56] penis eating jaloppy?? [00:58] * (1) Hemeroid Eating Penis Molester [01:36] And her titanium penis made this odd noise [01:41] /msg acrobot i sucked gimps penis, and then her semen went in my mouth. [02:05] * (3) Penis Proding Herpies [02:16] those are my twin penises [02:17] jennz, you touched my penises....i feel violated now. [02:17] how many other penises you touched. [02:31] i'm sick? you're the one who groped my penis! [02:32] penis! [02:36] yew are some kind of hermaphroditic individual w/ twin penises...who's sick? [02:54] yep, my penis is 17" [03:34] if i was a girl, i wouldn't want to suck on a penis. [04:34] * lax sticks his penis in billy's bum [04:40] billy's penis had a hard time getting through cos of all the millenium terrorist hype [21:54] * lax pulls on gimps penis [22:10] she's just giving you a hard time, all the tourists gather from miles around to touch her penis [22:12] he sucked on gimps metal penis [22:13] <@lax sucks like a real man on gimps fabulous Titanium Penis [18:42] send it to me... i will get imonkey to paste it on a male model with a big penis [20:14] and you want my penis [19:49] Bill Gates firmly inserted his penis into my anus about 2d 11h 24m 50s ago [21:36] i was going to make offf with one... but the tower is taller than my penis [17:53] well... after i am sucking on stans penis, i prefer tictacs to certs... so if you ask a pro (me) tictacs are better [17:54] and you know what... stan's penis isn't even that big [17:54] cos your penis is like a needle?:> [17:54] my penis is like an anaconda [18:50] chocking the penis? [18:52] garrotting the penis [19:04] detacable penis? [01:11] should he continue on this path of the damned, i shall have to run him through with my penis. [01:13] ah, he was referring to my penis [22:56] hey gimp, thrice and one inch the size of your penis [15:52] anyone thinking of logging this will suffer the wrath of my penis [18:01] be sure you bundle up tho... that upstate new york and canada air... you will get frostbite and your penis will fall off :O [19:53] yes, i suck your penis [19:54] there's only one penis im interested in... [19:54] gimp has a nice penis you know [19:57] gimp, next sunday, go to temple and turn on your penis [20:30] www.penis-engine.com [22:13] gavin rosedale can suck on my penis for 20 minutes [22:52] and his penis can shoot mystical spooge [01:29] [04:34] * lax sticks his penis in billy's bum [01:33] [04:40] billy's penis had a hard time getting through cos of all the millenium terrorist hype [20:55] my penis is the master key to every front door in canada you know [20:58] i think it's sign of respect for my penis [21:41] .. and lax eats the penis [21:46] * lax whacks gimp's penis with a 9-iron [16:05] tie her penis down... and show it [20:12] your penis will grow impotent and you will lose your job at galaxysoft [22:33] * lax gropes stan's penis [22:44] it's all downhill... your penis is just another shelf item now [23:23] [N] CTCP BONER query returned negative. Danny2000 has no penis. [20:51] * {Brandon} strokes the metal penis [17:11] * lax puts gimps penis in quick-dry cement [17:12] leave her penis alone [17:13] * lax takes his attention off gimps penis... proceeds to play with billy's [21:15] and then i thwarted him with my penis [21:16] my big penis [21:16] i wouldn't touch him with 39 and 1/2 foot penis [20:59] penis was l [21:00] penis was long and hard eh? [21:06] thats the fourth time windows bit the penis this week.... failing is no longer an option... i want my boner and i want it now [18:29] Danny. she would have to direct your penis her self if you had sex, wouldnt she? [19:33] my penis [21:46] penis [22:04] what are you doing lookin up penis in the spanish dictionary anyways? [22:05] but when we looked up "penis", there u were [23:36] shave the penis too [23:36] oh i'm sick of the penis [23:36] * screaming throws the old penis away [23:37] get one of those pr0n star bald penises [23:37] you mean your penis is.. hairy?! [19:21] girls don't have that, because well they don't have penises attached to them [21:10] * RevMan loads his penis.. who's next.. *eyes ben* woOOOooOOoo [21:54] http://test:test1@members.dreampenis.com/ [21:55] dreampenis.com! [21:56] <_sL_> yea, billy... you can keep dreaming for a penis. [21:56] gimp0r, get off my dreampenis! [15:30] the hampster goes perfect with lax's penis size 2 inches lol [15:31] you'd better be... you know who has the penis is this relationship [15:32] * lax rips revmans penis off and puts it a box and mails it to his mother's house [15:33] *** eFe changes topic to '* lax rips revmans penis off and puts it a box and mails it to his mother's hous' [15:33] dear mother revman: here is your son's fake plastic penis... take care of it [15:34] ahhhhhhh!! penis jokes are halarious [15:35] my two inch penis can't afford to be any shorter [20:22] penis? [22:25] i will add you... but you have to let me suck on your penis [22:52] [18:00] i got mad at my penis today it wont take no for an answer [23:01] he has the penis in the relationship [23:13] <{Brandon}> can i stroke your metal penis/ [23:13] * screaming throws the penis to brandon [23:14] * {Brandon} winks at zoomer stroking gimps metal penis [23:29] <{Brandon}> is cuzz of her metal penis [23:30] i hate her... and it's not because of the penis [23:30] what? the penis is grade A quality [21:03] but let's not bring our mothers into this... since your mother makes a living by the penis [22:52] i'll hold his legs... you make fun of him while gimp plays with his penis [23:38] penis detached [17:29] * {Brandon} plays with gimp's penis [19:11] if we look at the approx. travel time for semen through the urethra... the equation is t = (friction+agitation)*penis_length [19:11] assuming that the entire channel is wanking at a relatively even pace... gimp... having the biggest penis... [19:12] if jennz was playing... she'd be last... her penis is gigantic [19:13] dont make fun of my penis [19:13] 100% penis envy :\ [19:27] golden penis idol or something? ---------- plibble.2000feb.log [19:52] mijn vriendin nightflash zit hollanders, hij heeft te reus penis [21:40] your penis was curved? [19:28] even better... what good is a prime minister without a penis [21:38] wouldn't want to see HIS penis [20:28] your penis will fall off in fear of the big boss man.. just like everyone else [18:42] you are a cheap whore with big penis... danny is the stupid one [18:43] why cant i be the cheap whore with big penis? [18:43] cos you don't have a big penis [18:45] gimp can legally pose nude in bigpenis magazine [18:45] big penis for fish maybe [18:45] fish has penises? [18:46] fins arent penises [18:46] but it's no match for my penis [18:50] my penis is bent... i have to straighten it out or else i can't do gaming [17:16] * lax puts his hand on copyright's penis [17:16] *** [sL] changes topic to '[17:14] * lax puts his hand on copyright's penis' [17:19] <[sL]> News Flash: [17:14] * lax puts his hand on copyright's penis [17:20] <[sL]> News Flash: [17:14] * lax puts his hand on copyright's penis [17:21] <[sL]> News Flash: [17:14] * lax puts his hand on copyright's penis [17:22] <[sL]> News Flash: [17:14] * lax puts his hand on copyright's penis [17:23] <[sL]> News Flash: [17:14] * lax puts his hand on copyright's penis [17:24] <[sL]> News Flash: [17:14] * lax puts his hand on copyright's penis [20:32] * lax gropes bahamut's penis [20:35] so i can stick my penis in it [20:36] mmm.... bahamut... you are so good at sucking penis [21:00] [04:08] wif the penis [21:42] iamthe@penis.com [21:43] i'm the@penis.com [21:44] I think I have rubber@penis.com or I couldnt get that and I got ihaveno@penis.com instead [00:31] i, however, think you deserve much more pain and stiffness... i am talking as rigor as a penis that is on a permanent trip of viagra [13:08] i think she was on an episode with val penis [13:09] val penis [13:19] lax\s inventory "two breasts... check... penis... missing in transit... over used asshole .. check" [01:28] * lax puts his hand on stan's penis [13:30] * lax reads the label "hollow chocolate penis" [15:50] gimp just likes em cos they got big penis [17:05] penis [19:45] bigger than rev's penis, but [22:58] the one with the biggest penis! [21:07] admit it... all the teenage boys want a piece of gimp's penis [21:16] stanley... don't make me insert my foot where my penis usually is [21:18] * lax fakes left and corks bahamuts bum with his penis [12:39] your penis? [18:06] we need to setup a shoutcast station that just plays penis songs. [22:07] penis hydrolics?